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三个女人

更新时间:2009-09-19    来源/发布:www.en369.cn    作者/编辑:admin

Three women

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on very tall, tanned and muscular. St. Peter chains them together and leaves without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

三个女人的故事
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三个女人在意外事故中遇难并且一起去升天。 当他们到天堂的时候,圣. 彼得说,“我们在天堂里只有一个规矩。走路时不得踩在鸭子上”。 因此他们进入了天堂 , 毫无疑问,到处滿地都是鸭子。 不踩到鸭子几乎不可能行走。虽然他们尽力避免碰到鸭子,但是第一女人不小心一脚踏在鸭子上。圣. 彼得带着一个男人---她所见过的最丑陋的男人,向她走过来,用铁链把他们俩锁在一起并且说,“踏到鸭子上的处罚是要把你和这个丑陋的男人用铁链永远锁在一起!”

隔天,第二个女人走路时偶然踩在鸭子上了。 那怕一丁点的事也逃不过圣. 彼得的眼睛, 他又带着一个极其丑陋的男人走过来。他用铁链把他们俩锁在一起,还是用对第一女人说过的规劝语。

第三个女人看到了这一切。她不想被一个丑陋的男人为所有的永恒用铁链锁住, 于是是她行走非常非常小心。连续好几个月她做到了不踩在任何的鸭子上。但是,一天,圣. 彼得走了过来,带来一个高大男人。这是她所遇见过的最英俊的男人,皮肤黝黑,肌肉强壮。

圣. 彼得用铁链把他们锁在一起,不说一个字就离开了。

女人说,“我真想知道为什么我该永远与你锁在一起?” 小伙子说,“我不知道你做了什么,但是我踏在一只鸭子上了"。

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